Once the show ended, we, went and had dinner at Cafe TuTu Tango (a tapas place), where Monica ordered Cuban beef skewers. The skewers came with a giant half quesadilla under them (Monica's not eating wheat or wheat flour while she's nursing Donovan, since he has a digestive sensitivity to it -- i.e. he poops a lot more when he has wheat). This would not have been that big a problem, except for one thing:
The waitress informed us that she hadn't mentioned the GIANT FLOUR QUESADILLA (after Monica specifically said she couldn't have wheat or flour) because, apparently, the quesadilla was a garnish.
Say it again to yourself: "The quesadilla is a garnish." Now seek medical attention due to the fact that your brain is leaking out your ears.